Cyber punk’d

“This idea that the whole world is wired together is mass death. Every biologist knows that small groups in isolation evolve fastest. You put a thousand birds on an ocean island and they’ll evolve very fast. You put ten thousand on a big continent, and their evolution slows down. Now, for our own species, evolution occurs mostly through our behavior. We innovavate new behavior to adapt. And everybody on earth knows that innovation only occurs in small groups.

Put three people on a committee and they may get something done. Ten people, and it gets harder. Thirty people, and nothing happens. Thirty million, it becomes impossible.

That’s the effect of mass media - it keeps anything from happening. Mass media swamps diversity. It makes every place the same. Bangkok or Tokyo or London: there’s a McDonald’s on one corner, a Benneton on another, a Gap across the street. Regional differences vanish. All differences vanish. In a mass-media world, there’s less of
everything except the top ten books, records, movies, ideas. People worry about losing species diversity in the rain forest. But what about intellectual diversity - our most necessary resource? That’s disappearing faster than trees. But we haven’t figured that out, so now we’re planning to put five billion people together in cyberspace. And it’ll freeze the entire species.

Everything will stop dead in its tracks. Everyone will think the same thing at the same time. Global uniformity.
Oh, that hurts.”

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BIG GIRL BIG GIRL BIG GIRL

matthewtannunziata:

This is my band hope you guys enjoy our music
Three new songs up finally!!! check em out =D
 http://www.reverbnation.com/biggirlband

My Band as well!

My band too!

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matthewtannunziata:

Os Mutantes

This looks my grandma’s house in Florida. The carpet and wallpaper and curtains definitely, as well as the three Mexicans.

matthewtannunziata:

Os Mutantes

This looks my grandma’s house in Florida. The carpet and wallpaper and curtains definitely, as well as the three Mexicans.

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A series of biographies for Big Girl

The current BIO of Big Girl:

Big Girl formed in the early summer of 2009 as a jam band. They continued to get together during college breaks. In 2011, they began writing music based off of their influences and chemistry developed during the jamming days.

Succinct, yet I realized this is going on our EPKs (Electronic Press Kits, you fucking dumb cockstupid fuckheads) and since I don’t send those out to anyone yet, I probably should fix it before the need arises, and that’s why if more people acted like me, the world would be a better place.

So I started to write some new bios, just in case.

Random people, discussing Big Girl to the various members of Big Girl: “You guys sound like the sixties, but with your own take on it.” “You guys must love the Zombies, and not just their hits, either.” “Oh yeah man, this is like, Incense and Peppermints, man.” “You know what this is? This is Grizzly Bear meets Soundgarden, with hooks by the Shins.” Though the members of this four-piece band prefer to think of themselves as another undiscovered rock band, who all love Queens of the Stone Age and Dave Grohl and grew up on grunge and three chord punk rock, the elements of psychedelia flit in and out of their music. Not that they think of themselves as conduits of the flow of the universal chi through their instruments, but facets of a time gone by show up in their work.

Fans of Gonzo journalism and Ralph Steadman, Norman Mailer and H.P. Lovecraft, Kubrick and Kennedy and Jodoworsky and the Ancient Illuminated Seers of Bavaria, as well as the New York Rangers and women, Big Girl knows what it likes and likes what it does. Begun as an accident in the early summer of 2009, Big Girl started as a jam band. Sessions would begin with only the vaguest ideas, and then end with the guys wondering what the hell just happened, and why wasn’t it recorded. Keeping up with each other over breaks in the college schedule to jam soon wasn’t enough, and so in the summer of 2011 they came back together to write original material and perform locally. Taking influence from the Beatles, Os Mutantes, Pink Floyd,  the Who, the Kinks, Led Zeppelin, Lee Michaels, and the Grateful Dead, but with the modern sensibilities of living in a post-Pixies world, with grunge and pop-punk and ska, Radiohead and the Flaming Lips, dubstep, Jack White, Josh Homme, Grizzly Bear and Dr. Dog—Big Girl have a lot to say, and hope you’re willing to listen.

Not bad, right? I thought so. More to come. Maybe. I may be too lazy.

I had a dream last night about my appointment at the allergist, which happened this afternoon. The doctor, during a routine stethoscope check, told me I had a heart murmur, and, like the way it’s happened before, he said, “Did you know that you have a heart murmur?” And of course every time I say yes, but in my dream I say, “Oh my god. That’s new information.

“Get me to a goddamn hospital.”

And he said, “Really?” And I said, no. And he asked, why did you say that to me then? And I replied, excitement and prestige are interesting, and everything else is not—at least you would remember this day, or come home with a story to tell instead of another routine, another patient gone by, another day spent in silent grimacing smiling misery, instead of the—okay, have you ever seen Fight Club? You know when he shoots, no wait, he threatens, okay so Brad Pitt has got a gun and he’s threatening this cashier with it telling him to get an education, and he tells Edward Norton that the next day he, he being the cashier, wakes up, it’ll be the brightest sun he’s ever seen, the freshest breakfast he’s ever had, and it’s funny because Brad Pitt is actually Edward Norton’s imagination and he’s trying to do the same thing to himself, threatening himself with a gun later on, a foreshadowing—what the hell was I talking about? Let me start over.

I had a dream last night about my appointment at the allergist, which happened this afternoon. The doctor, during a routine stethoscope check, told me I had a heart murmur, and, like the way it’s happened before, he said, “Did you know that you have a heart murmur?” And of course every time I say yes, but in my dream I say, “Oh my god. That’s new information.

“Get me to a goddamn hospital.”

And he said, you’re talking to me as if I’m not here. And then I said, yeah, and you like that, don’t you, you naughty little bitch. And then he became a blend of ex-girlfriends with a shiny vagina and grew fairy wings and we fucked like animals with fairy wings.

Funny thing is, when I went to the allergist today, he said, “Did you know that you have a heart murmur?”

An online repository

of the mundane and unoriginal that occurs throughout my day. My day, as opposed to the day. Sometimes I’ll be discussing the day. Sometimes I’ll be discussing my day. Sometimes I’ll be jacking off; other times I’ll be drinking lemonade. The point is, I’m excited.

Now only to create some amazing original content.